So, I'm Sick

So, my roommate was sick all last week. And now, I'm sick. Bastard. I move in, there's odds at work that he's gonna kick me out or kill me (10:1 and 50:1, respectively), and he's incubated a supervirus to kill me with. What the fuck, man?

This should be a fun week, if I get as bad as he has been. He WANTS to die! Seriously, this will suck, a lot. I expect chicken noodle soup from all of you.